This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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