I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
