I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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