it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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