Duck Duck Cougar?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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