why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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