Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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