Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I want to be your penis for a week.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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