Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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