Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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