Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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