My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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