I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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