Grow some girl-balls and come out already
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
this will be a night to untag.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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