remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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