I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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