At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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