I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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