the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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