you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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