i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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