You just made me feel so damn special
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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