i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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