What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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