you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
