can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
