Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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