i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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