My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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