so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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