thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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