The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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