I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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