dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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