I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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