In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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