I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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