I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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