She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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