It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
