small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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