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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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