butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
In America we eat man semen.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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