your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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