Swine flu. Run for my life!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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