Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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