Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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