Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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