Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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