If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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