we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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