I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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