They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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