highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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