He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My vagina is officially offended.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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