so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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