The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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