is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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