my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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