I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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