I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have already put on my inside pants.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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